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    Me and Robbie McGhie

    (Sung to the tune of Me & Bobby McGee) Buggered at the Jolimont Road end, playing the Blues again Back when having tats meant you were mean Robbie pulled a durry out, though it was still during the game Sucked a tinny filled with Tiger dreams Balmely hooned and swiped a dirty big coathanger Got ‘em playin’ soft while the Tiges smashed the Blues, yeah Cheer squad at the Punt Road end was showing form was fine Grog Squad singing every chant it knew Freedom’s just another word for beatin’ up the Blues Beatin’ don’t mean nothin’ without a flag…

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    Stone the Crows! Deja Vu All Over Again

    Richmond Football Club will play in the 2017 Grand Final, tackling the favorite Adelaide Crows, who must be beaten at all cost. It’s the first time in 35 years that the Tigers will play off in Australian Football League’s most important game of the year. Richmond would lose that game after a stripper took off all her gear and streaked across the hallowed turf, her illegal actions much more appealing to the Tigers’ opponent Carlton, traditionally a favorite haunt of Australian organized crime, than a Richmond known for its hearty applications of elbow grease and welcoming acceptance of battlers from…

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    Tigers Trump Tenderfoots

    Richmond Football Club will contest the 2017 AFL Grand Final! The mighty Tigers triumphed over the Australian Football League’s newest team, the Western Sydney Giants, a talent-packed outfit created to boost revenue from TV broadcasts. Now, Richmond will play the rampaging Adelaide Crows to determine the Aussie Rules champion of the world!