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    Unrealistic Expectations

    I’d love to be able to create a bike naturally, and would even be willing to go to term with it inside a womb if need be. (I would need to get a womb first, of course). But it ain’t gonna happen. And like a lot in life, being able to give birth to bicycles is just one of the many things that don’t turn out how I want them to be. Expectations are never kind, particularly so when they are unfulfilled. I guess I have failed to meet expectations of me, and am even guiltier of expecting more of…

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    Summertime Blues….er, Browns?

    Summer in Tokyo this year was just how I like it: boiling hot and dry, probably the driest I have experienced in 35 years of living in the Japanese capital. But while I loved the heat, my garden in Kangaeroo Corner had mixed feelings, especially the lawn that went from vibrant green to burned brown. Trees thrived! Most delightedly, the jacaranda we had written off as dead in the spring powered back into life and is now one of the tallest growths on the block. The “branch” silver wattle goes from strength to strength and the golden wattle beside it…

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    Oops, I Did It Again!

    After having repeatedly vowed to myself that I would post content with substance that may be interesting for anybody who ever stumbled across it, I’ve gone ahead and posted more sunrise cycling pics because Mother Nature just keeps turning on the stunning starts to the day. After another near-sleepless night I was sorely tempted to take a real camera out with me on the morning’s ride, but I eventually talked myself out of it again as sweat began pouring out of me the more coffee I drank. Hurtling down the Kamakura Kaido and noticing the sky was bereft of the…

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    Simply Spectacular Cycling Sunrise

    I’ve got nothing to write about, other than being extraordinarily lucky to get consecutive days of glorious sunrises over the Tama River. I’d take a decent camera to get better photos except it’s still hot and the sweat would destroy the DSLR’s parts as happened with my other cameras. So I have to be satisfied with just the mobile phone, which doesn’t take good shots, so what’s visible here is not a patch on what I get to see with my own eyes.

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    Glimpses of Gloriousness

    For a few seconds this morning, I got to have a couple of glimpses of gloriousness. Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve noticed Tokyo’s outer suburbs have had some amazing sunrises and sunsets. The old sayings about red skies in the morning and night seem to have been put to bed as we’ve had many days with both and rain either turning up or not falling in contrast to the conventional wisdom. Due to timing, I’m lucky enough to be out on my bike on most days now as the sun appears in the sky. This morning I was…

  • Strine Songs - Unknown Nichigo

    Waltzing Matildas In The Land Of The Rising Sun

    Waltzing Matilda is probably Australia’s most famous song and it’s certainly a tune that remains powerfully iconic of Down Under, but has not had the impact in Japan of other Aussie tunes, like say, Click Go the Shears. That’s not to say that Matilda hasn’t made it’s mark. However, like many things Japan, it’s legacy lies not quite in the way you’d expect. My understanding is that Waltzing Matilda is probably best known in Japan for being the jingle used to open Japanese language shortwave radio broadcasts on Radio Australia, which ended in 1990, so there’s a fair chance that…

  • Strine Songs - Unknown Nichigo

    Sheer Nonsense? No, Shear Delight!

    Australia hasn’t really had much of an impact on Japanese culture over the years, but there is one case that inspires sheer delight….or perhaps that should be “shear?” For Japanese of a certain age, 調子をそろえて、クリック、クリック、クリック (Choshi wo soroete kurikku, kurikku, kurikku, is a highly familiar song picked up in an early season of Minna no Uta, a radio and TV program broadcast by NHK since 1961 to introduce new tunes to the Japanese public. The song is known in English as Click Go the Shears and Peggy Hayama, who sang the Japanese version of the song with lyrics written by…

  • Strange Strine

    野生コアラ保護地区用に植えられた数千本の苗木が「葉っぱ泥棒コアラ」に食べられちゃった!

    オーストラリア、ニューサウスウェールズ州にある園芸店で野生コアラ保護地区のために育てられた苗木数千本が「泥棒」コアラに食べられちゃったことはオーストラリア放送協会が報道した。 園芸店店長ハンフリー・へリントン氏が保護地区用に育ってられた苗木が毎晩少しずつなくなっていたことに気づいたが、理由が思い浮かべなかった。 そして、ある日に出勤したら、動けないほど暴食したコアラが苗木植木場所近くに見つけて、謎が解けた。 その時、「クロード」と名付けてそのコアラを近くの森の中にある安全場所までに動かしたが、二日後、再びクロードが園芸店で表れ、苗木を食べて、現行犯逮捕だった。 へリントン氏によるとクロードコアラが何千本の苗木を食べて園芸店に豪ドル約6000ドル(約56万円)の被害を与えた。 コアラ防止対策として、園芸店にネットかけるという。 食べられた苗木がコアラ用の「バンガローコアラズ」保護地区作成のために使われるはずだった。幸いに食べられた苗木が今年地植え用のものじゃなかったので、保護地区の予定にあまり大きな影響がないようだ。 元記事 Claude the koala eats thousands of nursery seedlings intended for NSW wildlife corridor (英語)

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    It’s Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old

    I’m old, but like to think I do all right. However, it’s getting increasingly harder to kid myself. I can’t hear, can’t see, can’t chew properly because my teeth are going or gone, can’t remember anything and can’t learn new subjects no matter how hard I try as nothing sinks in. I wake up to pee several times a night (which is still better than not waking up to do so), barely sleep and feel constantly harangued and harassed by life. Arthritis in my hands is agonizing and makes nearly any task gargantuan, not to mention turns cycling, my sole…