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    Socceroos to Sing The Blues to Les Bleus WARNING! Awful Song Alert!

    Australia kicks off its 2018 World Cup campaign with a Group C match against France, the 1998 World Cup winner and a favorite for this tournament. The Socceroos don’t have much of a chance on the pitch, if we’re being realistic. Australia may have one borderline world class player, but Tim Cahill is now 38 years old and may not even get on the pitch. Considering Australia’s past in the World Cup, the Aussies may want to consider using the shock weapon of singing the blues to Les Bleus, with some of the appalling songs to have accompanied past campaigns…

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    Tour of Japan’s Taste of Oz

    The Tour of Japan 2018 ended Sunday in Tokyo with Spaniard Marcos Garcia of the Kinan Racing Team claiming the general classification title. Slovenian Grega Bole of Bahrain-Meridatook the Blue Jersey for the points classification. Local hero Yuzuru Suzuki took the King of the Mountain crown riding for Utsunomiya Blitzen. Australia’s own Chris Harper won the White Jersey for the tour’s best young rider while competing for Bennelong Swisswellness. Harper also finished 4th in the GC. Martin Laas of Team Illuminate took the final stage in Tokyo. Kinan Racing Team won the team classification, but it’s Bennelong Swisswellness that we’re…

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    Japan-Australia Night at the Soccer

    Melbourne Victory luckily kept alive its slim hopes of progressing through to the knockout stages of the J.League champion Kawasaki Todoroki Stadium. The day was something of a soccer landmark for Japan and Australia with Kashima Antlers at Sydney Football Stadium, with the current Australian champion losing 2-0 at home. All four teams will play return legs next week, with Kashima hosting Sydney and Melbourne at home to Kawasaki. At Todoroki, Frontale looked to have the game in hand at full-time after having been the better team for the match, but unable to exert dominance over their plucky Aussie rival.…

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    MAMILシーズンがやってくる!

     約7年目の2011年に、ツール・ド・フランスで初めてオーストラリア人として総合優勝者となったことを機にオーストラリアで中年の危機の一種の現れなどで小ばかにされることが多いが、心理学者などが多くの中年男性がMAMILになったことによって運動ができ、他人と社会的に接するので極めて肯定的な現象として見ている。  そこで、オーストラリア人の映画監督が世界中のMAMILについて米国で絶賛上映中。そのサイクリング・スラングや専門用語が豊富であり、面白いかもしれない。奥が深い世界。言われてみれば、日本語のサイクリング・スラングもたくさんあり、日本の自転車関連世界も興味深いと言える。それがまた今度にしよう。  とりあえず、冬の終わりが見え始まって、春が来るとMAMILが続々と近所に表れてくるだろう。見苦しいところではあるが、肉体的にも精神的にも健康的であることを考えて寛容的に見てみよう。 MAMIL – Official Trailer from Demand Film on Vimeo.

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    Classy Crows Dispel Myth of Adelaide Arrogance

    Adelaide Crows fans, thank you for your sheer, utter class. Adelaide hasn’t really been a favorite for a Tigers fan since the South Australian team begrudgingly entered the Australian Football League in 1991. The Crows had resiliently fought off the Victoria-dominated league until perennial South Australian powerhouse Port Adelaide made an attempt to enter the national league on its own. The rest of the state banded together and cobbled up the Crows, almost in spite. South Australia thus fielded a virtual state team for several years, collecting a couple of premierships once they had settled in to the faster, more…

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    Indescribable Ecstasy of a Tiger Triumph

    Richmond are Australian Rules football champions of the world! After 37 years! The feeling of joy is indescribable. Sheer, utter, unadulterated bliss does not do the feeling justice. Ecstasy doesn’t come close. Decades of disappointment, anger, despair, longing, envy, mistakes, yearning, praying, desperation were all lifted in a handful of minutes and shared with hundreds of thousands. Commiserations to the Adelaide Crows. What a fabulous team the Crows are. Like the Tigers, their time will come. Hopefully after the Tigers have established a couple of dynasties and become the team most hated by other teams again. Related posts: Stone the…

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    Go Tiges!!!!!!

    Richmond Football Club meets its date with destiny today, taking on the Adelaide Crows in the 2017 AFL Grand Final. The Crows go into the game as hot favorites, but the Tigers will be the sentimental pick. Either team will break a long premiership drought. And both teams would be worthy premiers. But Kangaeroo is going for the Tiges! Eat ’em Alive! Related posts: Stone the Crows! Deja Vu All Over Again Me and Robbie McGhie Tiger Time! AFL – Modern Australia’s Religion and Failed Proselytizing in Japan Tigers Trump Tenderfoots Macropod Music and Getting Sentimental Over Kangaroos in Japan…

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    Me and Robbie McGhie

    (Sung to the tune of Me & Bobby McGee) Buggered at the Jolimont Road end, playing the Blues again Back when having tats meant you were mean Robbie pulled a durry out, though it was still during the game Sucked a tinny filled with Tiger dreams Balmely hooned and swiped a dirty big coathanger Got ‘em playin’ soft while the Tiges smashed the Blues, yeah Cheer squad at the Punt Road end was showing form was fine Grog Squad singing every chant it knew Freedom’s just another word for beatin’ up the Blues Beatin’ don’t mean nothin’ without a flag…

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    Stone the Crows! Deja Vu All Over Again

    Richmond Football Club will play in the 2017 Grand Final, tackling the favorite Adelaide Crows, who must be beaten at all cost. It’s the first time in 35 years that the Tigers will play off in Australian Football League’s most important game of the year. Richmond would lose that game after a stripper took off all her gear and streaked across the hallowed turf, her illegal actions much more appealing to the Tigers’ opponent Carlton, traditionally a favorite haunt of Australian organized crime, than a Richmond known for its hearty applications of elbow grease and welcoming acceptance of battlers from…

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    Tigers Trump Tenderfoots

    Richmond Football Club will contest the 2017 AFL Grand Final! The mighty Tigers triumphed over the Australian Football League’s newest team, the Western Sydney Giants, a talent-packed outfit created to boost revenue from TV broadcasts. Now, Richmond will play the rampaging Adelaide Crows to determine the Aussie Rules champion of the world! Related posts: Tiger Time! AFL – Modern Australia’s Religion and Failed Proselytizing in Japan オージーボールが日本でビールCMに起用されたことを知っていたか? Aussie Pair in Contention for one of Japan’s Top Talent Contests Kangaroos Have a Proud History Adorning Japanese Marushi Bicycles Strange Straya Tucked Away in a Tract in Tokyo Ramen Cake Will Make…