Oh, La La! Kangarou Pizzas, C’est Magnifique! … Plutôt

Kangarou Pizzas are a French fast food chain.
The chain appears to be based in Thionville, with outlets in Metz, Nancy and Varangéville.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the chain specializes in deliveries.
It’s logo is a bouncing kangaroo, or kangarou in French!
Being from the land of culinary delights, you’d expect Kangarou Pizzas to be a popular choice.
Perhaps because of its origins, customers are more demanding, but the chain gets only average reviews on Trip Advisor, with 60% rating it as either “poor” or “terrible,” though it appears disgruntled users were more miffed by poor service than lousy food.
Still, it’s nice to see kangaroos making their mark in France.

Hopper Gives U.S. Satellite TV Network Viewers a Roo-ed Awakening

Hopper is the (brilliantly original!) name given to the kangaroo used to promote U.S. satellite TV network Dish.
Hopper was probably at her most prominent in the mid 20-teens as Dish launched a huge campaign to popularize Internet telly.
During the 2014 campaign, Hopper was voiced by portly Strayan actress Rebel Wilson, then at the peak of her career.
The campaign centered on Dish’s universally praised digital video recorder, which is also called Hopper, like the kangaroo that promotes the network.
The line of recorders further extends the kangaroo link by naming the compact version of the DVR, Joey, which is, of course, the name for infant kangaroos.
Incidentally, Rebel is a true Strayan. Her initial breakthrough in show business came when she created and starred in a TV series called Bogan Pride.
Bogan is kind of the modern form of yobbo.

A Kangaroo Was One of the Earliest Advertisers of Cognac

A kangaroo was one of the earliest live animation advertisers of cognac.
An artist called Georges Maresté (1875-1940) made the above advertisement to promote Prunier Cognac sales in Australia early in the 1920s.
Many Maresté works featured his birthplace of Cognac, France, which is, of course, itself the birthplace of cognac brandy.
Prunier has a history of 250 years of selling cognac, so it’s unlikely to have rued the day it roo-d the day by using Australia’s national animal to plug its wares down under.

Kangaroo Cooking…Roo Meat: It’s Tasty if Ya Cook It!

Japanese have been legally eating kangaroo for longer than most Australians.
Kangaroo meat was imported to Japan and being served in Tokyo restaurants from 1988, five years before meat from the national symbol was legalized for consumption by Australians in all states other than South Australia, where kangaroo could be eaten legally from 1980. (Indigenous Australians had continued eating kangaroo, a traditional food, regardless of the ban.)
Despite the head start, kangaroo meat never really kicked on in Japan, despite its reputation for being a healthy, high-protein, low-fat alternative to beef or pork.
RooMeat was promoted in Japan as being a preferred choice of athletes and models, but the “stars” called upon to plug the meat were not household names. Moreover, the meat was promoted with the somewhat mysterious catch copy of “it’s tasty if you cook it.”
Kangaroo meat can still be purchased in Japan, probably most easily from The Meat Guy, purveyor of fine meats.
Kangaroo meat is also promoted as an environmentally friendly choice as kangaroos produce less methane than cattle.
Some people have also adopted kangatarianism, which is essentially a vegetarian diet that allows for the consumption of kangaroo meat.
Japan’s kangaroo business was also involved in the kangaroo industry, which focuses around the marsupial’s leather, which is regarded as the strongest source of leather for shoes and gloves.
K-Roo kangaroo meat promotions
Premium kangaroo meat promotions


ウルルを登れなくなる

ウルル

 オーストラリアの象徴のひとつでもあるウルル(昔はエアーズロックと呼ばれている一枚岩)を岩登りが出来なくなる。
 ウルルは、オーストラリアの先住民にとって聖地であり、岩登りが観光活動の一つとなったことはウルルの所有権者であるアナング族にとって昔からの痛みでもあった。
 アナング族は、多くの観光客がウルルを尊敬しないで、聖地でありながら汚しているため、所有権が返還された1980年代から岩登りを禁止しようとしていた。
 今月、「ディズニーランドじゃないよ」と言いながら、アナング族がやっと岩登りを禁止することを宣言した。
 禁止命令が執行するのは2年後となる。

Why we are banning tourists from climbing Uluru
ウルルの英語版ウィキペディア(日本語版のページが間違っている情報を掲載している)
Uluru climbing ban: A history of disrespect atop the rock

Classy Crows Dispel Myth of Adelaide Arrogance

Adelaide Crows fans, thank you for your sheer, utter class.
Adelaide hasn’t really been a favorite for a Tigers fan since the South Australian team begrudgingly entered the Australian Football League in 1991.
The Crows had resiliently fought off the Victoria-dominated league until perennial South Australian powerhouse Port Adelaide made an attempt to enter the national league on its own. The rest of the state banded together and cobbled up the Crows, almost in spite.
South Australia thus fielded a virtual state team for several years, collecting a couple of premierships once they had settled in to the faster, more physically demanding style of play than the skill-centered game common in Adelaide.
What’s more, the South Australians resented the more powerful Victorians who dominated Australian football. It was common for the Croweaters to conduct campaigns to “Kick a Vic” back in the day.
Those days have long gone, but Adelaide remains a near-impenetrable fortress for the Crows, who invariably play every home match before a sellout crowd and remain a powerhouse. Crows fans were famous for the delightful practice of greeting opposition goals with absolute silence.
They entered the 2017 Grand Final as justifiable favorites, having been yards ahead of any other team throughout the season, and having finished as minor premiers.
What’s more, the Crows had overcome enormous adversity in recent years, including several tragic and untimely deaths, and problems of its own by being ineligible for the draft for having tried to cheat it, as well as several players leaving for better deals offered by other teams. But they had overcome all this, to be the favorites going into the game against the Tigers.
As a Tigers fan there was a lot to dislike Adelaide for. Adelaide’s greatest-ever winning margin was 139 points, which came in Round 16 of the 1993 season, against Richmond. The greatest number of goals a Crows player has kicked in a single game is 13, which Tony Modra achieved playing against the Tigers in the same game. Adelaide has flogged the Tiges plenty of times in its time in the league.
Yet, in spite of walking away defeated, Crows fans have showed Kangaeroo nothing but class.
Not a single Crows fan aware of Kangaeroo’s support for Richmond has reacted in anything other than a congratulatory manner. Many have made a point of coming over to congratulate. It was kind, moving and generous. It also changed my mind about the Crows.
Adelaide’s day will come again for sure. It’s an awesome club. I just hope that it’s next flag comes following Richmond’s establishment of a premiership dynasty. Or, even better, during a rebuilding year between dynasties! Carn the Crows!

Indescribable Ecstasy of a Tiger Triumph


Richmond are Australian Rules football champions of the world!
After 37 years!
The feeling of joy is indescribable.
Sheer, utter, unadulterated bliss does not do the feeling justice. Ecstasy doesn’t come close.
Decades of disappointment, anger, despair, longing, envy, mistakes, yearning, praying, desperation were all lifted in a handful of minutes and shared with hundreds of thousands.
Commiserations to the Adelaide Crows. What a fabulous team the Crows are. Like the Tigers, their time will come. Hopefully after the Tigers have established a couple of dynasties and become the team most hated by other teams again.